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Bela, you seem so happy tonight.

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It's because of the guy
sitting across from us.

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He's serving us muscles like

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we're at a goddamn seafood buffet. Mmm.

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Actually, it's because
I'm starting to do comedy again,

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and I think I finally found my voice?

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- Bela.
- That's amazing.

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Yeah, I feel like I've spent
so long trying to sound like

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all these men I saw on late-night shows.

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Turns out, my best muse
is a sex-positive brown woman.

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- Myself.
- Go off, self-centered queen.

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- You know it.
- Yeah, I'm really glad

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you're not letting the Arvind
breakup get you down.

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Oh, no, not at all.
I actually have to move on.

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For my craft. Hooking up is research.

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And I will be doing a double PhD.

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Well, speaking of hookup stories,

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Cooper and I went all the way.

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- You did?
- No, you didn't.

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- How was it?
- It was amazing.

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I hate to sex and tell,
but Cooper was the perfect gentleman,

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and our thrusting
was completely in sync.

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No slip-outs or anything.

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That's impressive.

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I'm pro-slip-out.

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It provides a natural intermission.

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- Oh, shit.
- What's wrong?

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I just got an email
from the athletic board.

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They want to meet with
me about quitting the team.

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Ugh, I just want to be done
with this. I don't want it to be

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- a whole big thing.
- I wouldn't worry about it.

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You made a decision
for a really good reason,

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and if they can't respect that,
then I would give them hell.

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- I don't know.
- Sometimes,

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giving people hell is the only way

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to get what you want...
Uh, for instance...

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Hey, Muscles.

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Flex for me or live to regret it.

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Oh, wow.

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He's a good boy.

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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Congressman

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Nathan Riggs is coming
to speak on campus.

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It is completely unacceptable
that this school,

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which claims to be for equality,

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would give a platform
to someone so openly hateful.

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Oh, and I won't
be holding office hours today.

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Not because I'm busy
but because I'm not in the mood.

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Professor Friedman, can I just
talk to you for a second?

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What do you think about Essex
letting Nathan Riggs

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speak on campus?

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- Oh, that guy's a turd.
- Right?

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His hateful and regressive policies

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go against everything
this place stands for.

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Sure, but that's
a First Amendment issue.

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Constitutionally speaking,
turds are protected.

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Well, a bunch of students
are gonna protest,

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and I think I'm gonna join them.

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Protesting's a waste of time.

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Uh, collective action only works
if it lasts for months,

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and that almost never happens.

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Oh, thanks for your unsolicited opinion.

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Well, that was an insane take.

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I actually agree with him.

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Have you googled me?

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- No.
- Well, if you had,

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you'd come across a photo
from a newspaper article

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from a queer protest in 1994,
where I was holding a sign

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- that said, "Suck..."
- "Suck My Lesbian Dick."

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I-I lied. I have googled you many times.

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I've seen that photo and I love it.

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Is it okay that I said
"Suck My Lesbian Dick"?

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Once is better than twice.

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But anyway, that photo

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is what lost me a clerkship
after law school.

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What? That's so unfair.

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- The world is unfair.
- Oh, sweet.

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Are office hours back on?

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Uh, no. Not for you.

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Anyway,

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protect future Kimberly.

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We need her.

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Hey, stranger.

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Back from your fancy
off-campus housing so soon?

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Yeah. I woke up this morning
and thought, "I simply must

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see all those people
I work hard to avoid."

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Can I, uh, talk to you for a second?

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Sorry, I'm swamped. I've been
working on my own stuff

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and now I have 53 student
complaint forms to deal with.

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Eight are from Norman.

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Well, excuse me
for being a light sleeper

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who doesn't like it when people ignore

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our suite's chore wheel,
or rename it the "chode wheel."

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- "Chode."
- I laughed, too.

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Which was so wrong.

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Can I find you later?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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It was, it was nothing anyway.

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Okay, Norman, how can I be most helpful?

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I want the upperclassman boy next door

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to keep his music down.

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That I can do.

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Okay, that is kind of loud.

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Excuse me, can you turn it down?

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I'm a FAF, so if you don't turn it down,

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I'm gonna have to let myself in!

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Hello?

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What the fuck?

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Thank you for coming in, Whitney.

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We wanted to check in

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and ask why one of our best athletes

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decided to quit her team right
in the middle of playoffs.

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Honestly?

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There was this toxic hustle culture

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that just kept requiring
more and more of me,

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and eventually,
it just got to be too much,

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so I decided not to be
part of it anymore.

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Good for you.

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So, what can we do to get you
back out on that field?

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Score some goals?

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Wait, is that what this is about?

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I can't play. I have a knee
injury I'm trying to heal.

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An injury where I was encouraged to take

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a cortisone shot
to play through the pain.

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Well, um, our records show
that you requested that shot.

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Technically, yes,
but it didn't feel like

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I had much of a choice.

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Not according to the team doctor.

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I'm sorry, are you here to listen to me

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or just tell me your version
of my experience?

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Whitney, we all want
the same thing here.

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For you and your teammates to win

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the first ever Essex Women's
soccer championship.

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Okay, I'm sorry, but...

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I'm no longer a student athlete
at this school,

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so we're done here.

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But I really hope you listen better

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to the next girl
that sits in this chair.

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Hello!

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Welcome to my favorite party
of the year.

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Last year, there was a streaker
in the ball pit.

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I saw a whole lot of butt

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and a fair amount of side penis.

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You would've loved it.

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Right. Should we go to the bar?

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I want to get Cooper his favorite drink:

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a cold beer.

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- Isn't he so manly?
- Mm-hmm.

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That girl is falling for him hard.

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- It's cute. I'm happy for her.
- How'd your meeting go?

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Ooh, bad. Yeah. But that's a good thing.

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I now know I made
the right decision by quitting.

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Hell yes, you did.
And your snatched body

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deserves a hobby with
a much more flattering outfit,

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like wrestling or speed skating.

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- Do you speed skate?
- No.

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- You should start.
- I'm excited to figure out what to do with

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all my new free time. Maybe I'll
take up hiking or volunteering.

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Ew.

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Honestly, no, I'll probably
just look at my phone more.

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Yeah, you know
that's what you like to do.

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Of course I do...

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Aww, you guys are such a cute couple.

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You really inspire me.

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There are a lot of fine men
in the ball pit.

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I'm gonna go jump in
and see where my hands land.

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All right.

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No, he had a VR headset on.

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He had no idea I was watching him.

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It was like studying the ideal version

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of the male human body.

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His V-lines were so deep,

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like a "V" in a bold font.

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I think I might include him
in my next show.

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You should, and hey, maybe ask him out.

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I don't know.

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I mean, would I hook up
with him? Of course.

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But in terms of dating and people

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I would take seriously,
I think I'm starting to learn

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I'd rather start by liking
someone's personality

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and feeling a connection
as opposed to just, like,

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a perfect face, jaw, abs, pecs,
quads, calves and butt.

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Oh, for sure. You could hook up

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with the hottest stranger in the world,

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but it'd feel like an empty
experience once it's over.

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But when you feel an actual connection?

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It's next-level. Or so I've been told.

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Sadly, I'm just a hot stranger
people have sex with.

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I love that we're at that stage
in the relationship

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where we can be comfortable
in long, silent eye contact.

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Yeah. I'm not really sure this qualifies

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as silence, though;
the drunk guy behind me

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keeps listing off words
that rhyme with "taint."

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Saint! Paint! Self-restraint!

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Oh, so, um, my mom is
coming into town for the show,

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and I told her that we could
get lunch after rehearsal

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so that she can meet you.

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Yeah, yeah, that could be fun.

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- Yeah.
- Uh, just, Brandon and I,

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we have plans to play squash.

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Well, if you're nervous about

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meeting my mom, don't worry,
she's really fun.

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Especially now that she stopped
intermittent fasting.

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No, I'm sure, I-I'd love to meet her.

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It's just, the courts,
they have this really strict

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cancellation policy.

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It's iron-clad.

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Oh. Yeah, got it.

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Totally understand.

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So, where were we?

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Oh, right.

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Comfortable silence.

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Yeah!

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Are you okay? Oh, my God.

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Are you in line for the ball pit?

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Oh, absolutely not.

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It's important to me to know
that the person I'm talking to

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is wearing pants.

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I'm Noah, by the way. Have-have we met?

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Not yet, I'm Kimberly.
I recognize you from your posts

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protesting against Nathan Riggs.

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We feel the same way about him.

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Yeah, my opinion of him
is that he's a piece of shit.

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Well, thanks for standing up

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against misogyny and transphobia.

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- Don't forget racism.
- Oh, I never forget racism.

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So, I'll see you tomorrow, then?

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Uh, spiritually, 100%.

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But physically, no, I will not be there

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due to external and internal conflicts.

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- That's too bad.
- But don't worry.

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I'll be planting seeds of resistance

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from within the system that,
in a couple generations,

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will bloom into codified change.

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I'm sorry, I didn't get
any of that over the music.

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The streaker's back!

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It's a good day to be alive.

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Look at all that side penis!

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Yeah, and that's my sign to head out.

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I'll see you tomorrow,
if you change your mind.

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- Think on it.
- Okay, bye.

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I'm telling you,

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each frat really does
have its own smell.

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This one is... socks,

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skunked beer, habanero buffalo sauce.

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Wow, that's spot-on.

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I know. I can identify
any frat blindfolded.

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I know you're joking,

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but please never
go into a frat blindfolded.

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I... Sorry. I, uh...

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00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,964
- I don't know what I was doing.
- No, it's all good.

252
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,883
I've wanted to do that multiple times.

253
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,053
That was my first time kissing a girl.

254
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,930
Really?

255
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,806
Well, this is your second.

256
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,358
Good morning, friends.

257
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,318
I have an important
announcement to make,

258
00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:53,596
so thank you all for waking up so early.

259
00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,415
- It's 11:00 a.m.
- Also, we've been awake.

260
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,817
You're the one who just got up.

261
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:02,037
Last night, I discovered
a new part of myself.

262
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,665
Part of myself I now know
has always been there

263
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:08,418
because I kissed a very special someone.

264
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,213
And that someone was...

265
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,972
a woman.

266
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,051
That's right, I'm bi.

267
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,569
Bela, that's amazing.

268
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,346
Congrats. This is so exciting.

269
00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:21,248
I'm so happy for you, Bela.

270
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,642
Thanks, guys.

271
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,144
So should we go get
some breakfast? I'm starving.

272
00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:27,687
- Yes.
- Same.

273
00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,088
Sorry, are we moving on?

274
00:11:29,113 --> 00:11:32,324
I just told you guys
I'm coming out as...

275
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,811
bisexual.

276
00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,171
Yeah, way to go, girl!

277
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,532
We should really get going,
if we want to get the good eggs.

278
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:39,574
- Oh.
- Yes.

279
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,642
No, no, no. What the fuck?

280
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,039
Does my queer journey mean
nothing to you people?

281
00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:44,315
When Leighton came out,

282
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,841
you guys cried for like a full day.

283
00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:47,117
Yeah, but that was different.

284
00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:48,310
Leighton really went through so much.

285
00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:49,753
Aw, I wish I'd been there for that,

286
00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,853
she sounded so brave.

287
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,172
Ugh, whatever. I'll just find
someone else who gets it.

288
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,226
Trish! Get in here.

289
00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:57,526
I have something important to tell you.

290
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,678
- What's up?
- I'm bi.

291
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,888
Sorry, you're not my type.

292
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,309
Whatever, let's just get
breakfast and eat some waffles.

293
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,395
Wait, waffles? Does that mean
the waffle machine is fixed?

294
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,063
- Are you serious?
- Now I am gonna cry.

295
00:12:14,705 --> 00:12:16,207
Sorry I haven't read the love letter

296
00:12:16,232 --> 00:12:17,691
you slipped under my door.

297
00:12:17,716 --> 00:12:20,703
I couldn't find a knife
to cut the big wax seal.

298
00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:22,271
Oh, don't worry.

299
00:12:22,296 --> 00:12:24,779
But I have good news
about lunch today with my mom.

300
00:12:24,804 --> 00:12:26,079
You can make it!

301
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,041
No, I can't, though.
I have squash with Brandon.

302
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,085
Well... I DM'd him
and got him to move it.

303
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,795
You know, the squash courts
are here all the time,

304
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,881
but my mom is only here for 48 hours.

305
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,425
She has to go back to Charleston
because she's suing the doctor

306
00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,244
- who redid her belly button.
- Right.

307
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,804
I-I just think it's a little early
for me to meet your family.

308
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,914
I mean, my whole family, sure,

309
00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:46,199
but this is just my mom.

310
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,143
You won't meet the rest of them
until New Year's.

311
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,394
New Year's?

312
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,171
What's New Year's?

313
00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:52,447
Okay.

314
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,806
I didn't want to tell you yet,

315
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:55,625
but...

316
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,861
we have an extra ticket
to our family cruise.

317
00:12:57,886 --> 00:12:59,335
Originally it was for my ex,

318
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,340
but we were able to transfer
the ticket to your name.

319
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,783
Isn't that so great?

320
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,576
For chivalry reasons,
you would be rooming

321
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,788
with my great-uncle Milton,
if he's still with us.

322
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:11,266
Kacey, I'm sorry, but this is too much.

323
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,445
We've only been dating
for like two minutes.

324
00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,472
I don't think we're
on the same page here.

325
00:13:15,624 --> 00:13:17,334
I think...

326
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,778
maybe it's best if we ended things.

327
00:13:21,629 --> 00:13:23,255
Cooper, please, don't do this right now.

328
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,072
I literally just lost
my virginity to you.

329
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,349
Yeah, but that's not really my fault.

330
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,424
I'm sorry, it's just,
it's not feeling right.

331
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,897
I'll see you later,
I guess, at rehearsal.

332
00:13:43,096 --> 00:13:46,057
Sorry I blew you
off so many times this week.

333
00:13:46,082 --> 00:13:47,375
What's going on?

334
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,569
So... the other night I got upset

335
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,513
and, um...

336
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,917
I bought a handle of vodka.

337
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:56,484
Oh, my God, Taylor,

338
00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:58,344
- I'm so sorry. I-I...
- No. No, no, no, no, no.

339
00:13:58,369 --> 00:13:59,996
No, it's okay. It's okay.

340
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,591
I didn't drink it.

341
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,927
That's why I wanted to talk to you.

342
00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:06,414
So that I could thank you.

343
00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:09,398
Thanks to you, I knew how to handle it.

344
00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:12,160
I came back,
and I talked openly with Ash,

345
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,520
and then I went to a meeting

346
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,355
where I watched a newly sober woman

347
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,964
smoke two cigarettes at once.

348
00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:21,321
Things could have gone bad,

349
00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,644
but because of you,
I'm a stronger person.

350
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,452
I'm so proud of you.

351
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,579
I actually have something
to tell you, too.

352
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:33,028
I kissed a girl.

353
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,418
I'm bi.

354
00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:36,375
Oh, but that's wonderful!

355
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,818
I can't say I'm completely surprised.

356
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,596
You do wear more neckties
than Steve Harvey.

357
00:14:40,621 --> 00:14:42,250
I really do.

358
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:44,257
I'm actually gonna doing
a big coming out announcement

359
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,492
at a storytelling show tonight.

360
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,810
Since you're here, I could actually

361
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:48,086
use your help cutting my performance

362
00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,612
down from 35 minutes to four.

363
00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:52,826
Oh, "no, thank you" to that,
but now I'm the one

364
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,227
who's proud of you.

365
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,313
Now tell me about this girl you kissed.

366
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,779
Kimberly?

367
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,823
Eli! What are you doing here?

368
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:09,058
Oh, I'm here because this guy
is trash and he sucks.

369
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,523
Oh, I wish he was trash.

370
00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:11,928
That way, we could just
put him on a barge

371
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,121
in the middle of the ocean.

372
00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:17,542
I'm actually glad
that we ran into each other.

373
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,085
I feel like I owe you an apology.

374
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,312
For what?

375
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,726
Leaving me alone to die
the first time I did drugs?

376
00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:25,045
That's exactly what I'm apologizing for.

377
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,844
But I also understand
why you broke up with me.

378
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,264
You were right, we were
really different people.

379
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,059
Well, for what it's worth,
I just dated a guy

380
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,936
who I thought was exactly like me,

381
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,646
and things turned out way worse.

382
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,731
Shit! You all right?

383
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,191
Yeah, I'm good.

384
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,611
Well... would you ever want to catch up?

385
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,779
Hang out?

386
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,448
Yeah. That sounds nice.

387
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,242
Cool.

388
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,035
I'll, uh... I'll see you around.

389
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,120
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

390
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,957
Kimberly!

391
00:15:56,982 --> 00:15:58,817
- Hey!
- You decided to come.

392
00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,468
I did. And I brought this.

393
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,920
Oh, cool sign.

394
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,297
"No more racism, bigotry, or... miso"?

395
00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:06,115
I wanted to write misogyny,

396
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,281
but I ran out of room.

397
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,257
We got plenty of extra signs
that have, like,

398
00:16:09,282 --> 00:16:11,993
you know, complete words on
them, if you want to borrow one.

399
00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:13,573
Yeah. I would love that.

400
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,225
After you.

401
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,687
Okay.

402
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,480
This is cue 18.

403
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,482
Hit it. Hell, yeah.

404
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,568
- How does that look for you, Lars?
- Really good.

405
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,860
- Really?
- Real good.

406
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,322
I was considering a softer pink gel,
but in the end,

407
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,324
a coral glow around her
really felt more fitting...

408
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,159
Okay, we have forty more cues
and I stopped listening.

409
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,662
Moving on to the next scene, please.

410
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,665
Kacey, Cooper, take your marks.

411
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,209
And let's see the blocking, please.

412
00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:47,692
Kacey, in this scene, your character is

413
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:50,401
singing a love song to Cooper,
not to the wall.

414
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:51,648
Please look at him.

415
00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:54,617
Professor Dorfmann, can I please
speak with you privately for a moment?

416
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,018
What is going on?

417
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,853
I don't think I can do this right now.

418
00:16:59,878 --> 00:17:01,578
Is there any way that Blair
can stand in for me?

419
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,687
What?! Why?

420
00:17:02,712 --> 00:17:05,297
Because I can't look at Cooper.

421
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,493
We just broke up.

422
00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,427
I promise that I'm gonna be
good for tonight.

423
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:12,799
I just, I'm just struggling right now.

424
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,366
Kacey, this is exactly why

425
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,244
I didn't want to give you
the role in the first place.

426
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,039
You think that you have
the emotional strength

427
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,208
to be a performer, but you just don't.

428
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,711
You project a pretty girl confidence

429
00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:26,404
but, honey, it's hollow.

430
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:28,096
Hmm? It's fake.

431
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,760
I'm sorry, this...
this simply isn't for you.

432
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,721
Blair?

433
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,931
You're taking Kacey's role.

434
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,225
Yes!

435
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,985
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, shit.

436
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,238
I'm just cleaning out my locker.
I thought you were at practice.

437
00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:53,848
You know, what you did was
really fucked up.

438
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,493
Why couldn't you have waited a
couple weeks for the season to be over?

439
00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,345
You just ghost us
in the middle of the playoffs

440
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,579
without saying why?

441
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,872
It was really selfish.

442
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,874
Great feedback, Rina.

443
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:05,679
Well, that's everything.

444
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,046
Good luck tonight, guys.

445
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,298
Uh, thanks, but we don't need luck.

446
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,866
We have players who care about the team.

447
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,693
Oh, no, that's enough of that.

448
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,617
- Willow, don't.
- Sorry, but I got to.

449
00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:17,144
This Woody from Toy Story lookalike

450
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,671
is not talking to you like that.

451
00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:21,703
Whitney cares more
about this team than anybody.

452
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,480
She played on a fucked-up knee

453
00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:24,734
when they pressured her to,

454
00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:27,290
shooting her up with all these
pain meds just to get thru it.

455
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,235
And when the anxiety from all
that gave her a panic attack,

456
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:34,197
she couldn't have one damn
day off when she asked for it?

457
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:35,764
She deserves better.

458
00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:38,335
I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys.

459
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,890
I wanted to. I just...
I couldn't take on more stress.

460
00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:43,764
Okay. Okay, great.

461
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,208
Does anyone else have anything

462
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,235
that they would like
to get off their chest?

463
00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:49,129
Actually, yeah.

464
00:18:49,154 --> 00:18:50,929
I'm gonna be a fifth-year senior

465
00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:52,539
'cause soccer has made it impossible

466
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,109
for me to graduate in four.

467
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,302
I'm 23! I'm too old to be here.

468
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:57,375
It's not just soccer.

469
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,698
Our track and field coach
had me take shots, too.

470
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,142
She said, and I quote,
"Days off are for pussies."

471
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,336
Hey, guys? Gu...

472
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,488
Can we, please, go back to focusing

473
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,796
on winning a championship?

474
00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:09,198
Actually...

475
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,651
I kind of want to hear
what everyone else has to say.

476
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:12,819
Damn.

477
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,320
Even Rina feels bad?

478
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,156
And she don't even like you, Wit.

479
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,832
Sign five! Come on, it's like
a high five but with our signs.

480
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,584
Sign five. Up high.

481
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,669
- Sign five. Yeah.
- Yeah!

482
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,004
Wait.

483
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,547
Why are the cops here?

484
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:37,343
Everybody, this protest is over.
Please disperse immediately.

485
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,571
Campus police, really?
Isn't this a little extreme?

486
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,599
We're standing on a lawn,
not robbing a bank.

487
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,000
If you don't leave now,
you will face disciplinary action.

488
00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:48,496
You have no right to disperse
a peaceful protest.

489
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,750
We have the right

490
00:19:49,775 --> 00:19:52,167
to freedom of expression
and peaceful dissent.

491
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,028
We're a private university.
It doesn't work like that.

492
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:59,199
Students who do not leave
immediately will face consequences,

493
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,075
including potential expulsion.

494
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,412
What?

495
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,359
The First Amendment protects
free speech.

496
00:20:06,384 --> 00:20:07,635
Not on private property.

497
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,320
So, what, the protest is just over?

498
00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:10,680
They win by threatening us?

499
00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:11,921
No, this isn't over.

500
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,781
If Essex wants to make their
own rules, then so can we.

501
00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:17,195
Let's get out of here
and meet back up tonight.

502
00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:19,531
What time?

503
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,081
And the next thing I knew

504
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,774
the entire soccer team straight up quit.

505
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,135
urns out, everyone was
just as miserable as I was.

506
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,579
- Whitney, that's amazing!
- And it's not just the soccer team.

507
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:30,980
I've been getting DMs
from other athletes

508
00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:32,093
who are just as pissed off.

509
00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:34,507
Anyone from the men's diving team
or women's gymnastics?

510
00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,601
They're the hottest,
so I do support them the most.

511
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,046
Should we go get dinner and celebrate

512
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,489
you sticking it to this school?

513
00:20:39,514 --> 00:20:41,183
Sure, let me call Kacey
and see if she wants in.

514
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,251
Okay.

515
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,370
Wait, she's here?

516
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,545
Kacey, what's wrong?

517
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:55,694
Cooper dumped me.

518
00:20:55,719 --> 00:20:57,345
- I'm so sorry.
- What? He did?

519
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,442
Wait, what happened? I thought
things were going well.

520
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,594
They were. But, um...

521
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,891
I think I convinced myself
that if I didn't sleep with him,

522
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,518
then I might lose him.

523
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:11,982
And then that happened anyway, so...

524
00:21:12,089 --> 00:21:13,507
Oh, Kacey...

525
00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:15,701
I think that it meant
more to me than it did to him.

526
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,444
And I really thought
that I was ready, but...

527
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,448
I don't that think I was.

528
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,789
Kacey, I'm so sorry.

529
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,632
And now my mom just keeps calling

530
00:21:26,657 --> 00:21:28,976
because she flew in to meet Cooper

531
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:31,015
and I have no idea what to tell her.

532
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,042
Wait, she's not here to see your show?

533
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,773
She doesn't care
about that kind of stuff.

534
00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,800
I hate seeing you like this.

535
00:21:37,825 --> 00:21:40,286
I mean, you're the most
confident person I know.

536
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,727
I'm not, though.

537
00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:47,692
I feel like I'm never good enough

538
00:21:47,717 --> 00:21:49,260
in the way that people want me to be.

539
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,687
And it's easy
if you're one of those girls

540
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,549
who says "love yourself" but...

541
00:21:55,574 --> 00:21:58,244
what if you just... don't?

542
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,688
Who do you need me to slap?

543
00:22:00,713 --> 00:22:02,840
Your mom? Cooper?

544
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,591
You don't have to choose, I can do both.

545
00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:07,727
No. I just have to live

546
00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:09,637
the rest of my life knowing
that my first time was

547
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,498
with someone who immediately
broke up with me.

548
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,500
Aw, Kacey, I get it.

549
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,003
It sucks that you lost your virginity

550
00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:18,438
to someone who doesn't deserve it.

551
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,714
But you know what?

552
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,382
Everyone's first time is bad.

553
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,658
- Yeah.
- It's true.

554
00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:25,250
Do I regret losing my virginity? No.

555
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:28,109
Do I regret losing it
to a sweaty exchange student

556
00:22:28,134 --> 00:22:30,325
who worked at my dad's
Subway shop for a summer?

557
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,351
Kind of.

558
00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:33,128
I lost mine

559
00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:36,073
at soccer camp to this guy named Rudy.

560
00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:37,916
He tried to stick it in my belly button

561
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,914
and when he finished, he yelled "goal."

562
00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:42,191
- No.
- Yeah. You think I'm proud of that?

563
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:47,033
My boyfriend dumped me, too,
after our first time.

564
00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:48,684
And I thought my life was over.

565
00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:49,984
But it turns out

566
00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:52,109
he's the least hot guy
I've ever had sex with.

567
00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:54,261
- Oh!
- So maybe losing your virginity is

568
00:22:54,286 --> 00:22:56,955
supposed to be a stupid, weird mess.

569
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:58,565
So you actually did it perfectly.

570
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,090
I love you guys.

571
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,008
Oh.

572
00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:15,361
Now, please welcome our next storyteller

573
00:23:15,386 --> 00:23:18,856
to the stage, Bela Malhotra!

574
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,569
Hey, guys. I'm Bela Malhotra.

575
00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:26,347
Some of you might remember me
from my last show

576
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,625
where I ranked
30 cartoon characters in order

577
00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:33,054
of how well-endowed
I think they might be.

578
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,248
But...

579
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:39,377
I want to be
a little bit more candid tonight.

580
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,671
You see, I recently discovered
something about myself,

581
00:23:42,696 --> 00:23:45,282
and I wanted to...

582
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,884
put it out there.

583
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,637
I realized...

584
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,020
I realized...

585
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,107
I'm...

586
00:24:01,756 --> 00:24:03,883
uh, really good

587
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:07,369
at doing an impression of Siri.

588
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,450
Here are some fun facts

589
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,618
about the rainforest.

590
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,704
Um, I actually don't know

591
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,622
any facts about the rainforest, so...

592
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,125
Yeah, that's what I wanted
to share with you all.

593
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,461
Let's see, what else?

594
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:27,133
So what's the plan?

595
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,843
Oh, I have a stink bomb.

596
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,470
I'm gonna run in there,

597
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,139
throw it at him, and say,
"Your policies stink

598
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,640
and now so do... "

599
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,809
Oh, that is disgusting!

600
00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:38,632
- It's leaking all over my backpack.
- Look.

601
00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:40,155
The only way to win is to keep him

602
00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:41,907
from spreading
more dangerous hate speech.

603
00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:43,435
They're live-streaming the whole event.

604
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:45,069
We have to find a way to stop it.

605
00:24:45,094 --> 00:24:46,303
I have an idea.

606
00:24:46,328 --> 00:24:47,746
Seduce him and leak the tape?

607
00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:48,997
I'll do it.

608
00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:58,090
These machines control
all of Essex's internet service.

609
00:24:58,173 --> 00:25:00,687
Without them, they're not
live-streaming anything.

610
00:25:00,712 --> 00:25:02,149
How'd you know about this?

611
00:25:02,174 --> 00:25:03,592
Little fact about me?

612
00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:06,390
If I don't know something yet,
I yearn to learn.

613
00:25:06,431 --> 00:25:08,517
Sick.

614
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,727
All right, let's fucking go.

615
00:25:13,146 --> 00:25:16,365
Mom, what are you doing here?

616
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:18,402
How did you even know
I was doing a show?

617
00:25:18,443 --> 00:25:19,778
You posted about it.

618
00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,613
I always follow your Instagram.

619
00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:24,658
Not just those big square photos,
but also the little movies

620
00:25:24,741 --> 00:25:26,451
that play when I push the circle.

621
00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:28,787
I knew I had to be here.

622
00:25:29,621 --> 00:25:30,831
Where's Arvind?

623
00:25:30,914 --> 00:25:32,416
Doing homework, I hope?

624
00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:36,169
Yeah, he-he couldn't make it.

625
00:25:36,253 --> 00:25:37,379
Aw, too bad.

626
00:25:37,462 --> 00:25:39,297
Oh, are those free snacks?

627
00:25:39,381 --> 00:25:41,299
Oh, excuse me, honey, I raced here

628
00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:43,635
straight from work and I haven't
had a chance to eat.

629
00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:45,637
- Well, eat.
- Okay.

630
00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:48,306
Hey, thanks again for inviting us.

631
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:52,018
It was, it was so much longer
than I thought it would be.

632
00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:53,979
- Thank you.
- Did I miss something?

633
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,100
I didn't hear
you talk about being queer.

634
00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:58,992
I was going to,
but then my mom surprised me.

635
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,811
I couldn't go through with it.

636
00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:04,310
Can I tell you something? As a friend?

637
00:26:04,335 --> 00:26:05,670
It looks like

638
00:26:05,695 --> 00:26:07,492
you and your mom really love each other.

639
00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:09,703
Yeah, she's great.

640
00:26:09,786 --> 00:26:11,163
You're lucky.

641
00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:12,831
My mom and I, we don't speak at all.

642
00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:15,333
Last year, I went home for Christmas
and found out she had moved.

643
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:19,212
It was like the movie Home Alone,
but a very sad, British version.

644
00:26:19,237 --> 00:26:21,531
I have a lot of follow-up questions.

645
00:26:21,673 --> 00:26:23,717
That I'll ask later.

646
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,428
Bela... just talk to her.

647
00:26:26,511 --> 00:26:28,513
Wish I could talk to mine.

648
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,152
I think we've pulled or cut
every wire in this room.

649
00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:43,820
Oh, my God, guys, it worked!

650
00:26:43,862 --> 00:26:45,155
My Wi-Fi's off!

651
00:26:45,197 --> 00:26:46,406
Essex internet servers,

652
00:26:46,431 --> 00:26:47,682
you just got served!

653
00:26:47,824 --> 00:26:49,785
Do not move!

654
00:26:49,868 --> 00:26:51,536
Aw, fuck.

655
00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,709
Thank you for coming back in, Whitney.

656
00:26:57,751 --> 00:26:59,586
Would you care to explain

657
00:26:59,669 --> 00:27:03,757
why everyone on the women's
soccer team has suddenly quit?

658
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,091
Honestly, I'd love to.

659
00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:07,177
Turns out, I'm not the only one

660
00:27:07,219 --> 00:27:09,123
with concerns
about the way this institution

661
00:27:09,148 --> 00:27:11,139
treats its student athletes.

662
00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:12,833
I'll be candid.

663
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:16,002
We're not thrilled
that your vendetta might cost

664
00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:18,547
the school a historic accomplishment.

665
00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:21,716
Respectfully... I don't have a vendetta.

666
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,885
I think what's happening here
is that you all want

667
00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:26,513
to ask me questions, but you
don't want to hear my answers.

668
00:27:26,555 --> 00:27:28,098
Look, what I can tell you is,

669
00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:30,142
there's only one way the soccer team

670
00:27:30,183 --> 00:27:32,281
takes the field tonight,
and that's if you all

671
00:27:32,306 --> 00:27:33,932
agree to make some major changes.

672
00:27:33,957 --> 00:27:35,375
Such as?

673
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,046
There need to be limits
on training hours.

674
00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:38,781
We need checks and balances in place

675
00:27:38,806 --> 00:27:40,808
to prevent coaches
from abusing their power.

676
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,502
And an athletics board that acknowledges

677
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:45,532
mental health issues are just
as real as physical ones.

678
00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,390
Well...

679
00:27:48,415 --> 00:27:50,584
that's a lot for us to consider.

680
00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:52,706
We'll have to discuss
and get back to you.

681
00:27:52,747 --> 00:27:54,291
Oh, no, those are just my concerns.

682
00:27:54,316 --> 00:27:56,985
I brought some other people
who have their own demands.

683
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,094
Come on.

684
00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:01,314
Who wants to talk first? Oh, okay.

685
00:28:01,339 --> 00:28:03,091
- Willow's already sitting down.
- Buckle up.

686
00:28:03,175 --> 00:28:04,885
Number one.

687
00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,705
We don't want all-in-one body
wash and shampoo in the showers.

688
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:10,358
We want body wash and shampoo.

689
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:18,796
And-and so I know that this
role means a lot to you, too, but...

690
00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:21,334
I really need to do this tonight.

691
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,236
Kacey, the role's yours.

692
00:28:23,278 --> 00:28:25,117
Really? Thank you.

693
00:28:25,142 --> 00:28:26,750
Oh, my God, no, I'm just so relieved

694
00:28:26,775 --> 00:28:28,276
I don't have to do this tonight.

695
00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:30,011
Kacey, I'm bad.

696
00:28:30,036 --> 00:28:31,781
Like, I'm very, very bad.

697
00:28:31,806 --> 00:28:34,914
I recorded myself singing earlier.
I sound like shit.

698
00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:36,234
Well, thank you.

699
00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:38,553
No, Kacey, thank you.

700
00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:40,538
Oh, my God.

701
00:28:47,336 --> 00:28:49,505
My life is over.

702
00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:51,859
Now that I now have a criminal
record, no top law school

703
00:28:51,884 --> 00:28:53,135
will ever accept me.

704
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,245
- That's not true.
- It actually is.

705
00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:57,189
I've worked my whole life
for this one thing,

706
00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:59,331
and now it's just gone.

707
00:28:59,356 --> 00:29:01,312
Oh, my God, I can't believe I did this.

708
00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,054
Well, I don't regret any of it.

709
00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:04,956
We did something tonight.

710
00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:08,150
We stopped someone from saying
things that cause actual harm.

711
00:29:08,175 --> 00:29:09,426
That's a tangible win.

712
00:29:09,451 --> 00:29:10,952
Honestly, we should be celebrating.

713
00:29:10,977 --> 00:29:13,261
The school's gonna sue us
for destruction of property.

714
00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,872
We don't have to celebrate that part.

715
00:29:15,956 --> 00:29:17,976
Look, all I'm trying to say is

716
00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:19,795
maybe this is a sign

717
00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:24,130
that you can make more real
progress from outside the system

718
00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:25,590
than from within it.

719
00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:28,635
So your life definitely isn't over.

720
00:29:28,677 --> 00:29:31,096
Maybe it just changed.

721
00:29:37,852 --> 00:29:40,814
The guy in the corner
keeps looking at me.

722
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,650
I can protect you. I'm not tall,

723
00:29:43,692 --> 00:29:45,318
but I'm surprisingly strong.

724
00:30:05,063 --> 00:30:08,858
♪ I'm trying to hold my breath ♪

725
00:30:10,927 --> 00:30:14,848
♪ Let it stay this way ♪

726
00:30:14,889 --> 00:30:19,269
♪ Can't let this moment end ♪

727
00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:23,940
♪ You set off a dream in me ♪

728
00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:28,862
♪ Getting louder now ♪

729
00:30:28,945 --> 00:30:33,835
♪ Can you hear it echoing? ♪

730
00:30:35,454 --> 00:30:38,221
♪ Take my hand ♪

731
00:30:38,246 --> 00:30:42,334
♪ Will you share this with me? ♪

732
00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:47,714
♪ 'Cause darling, without you ♪

733
00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:52,427
♪ All the shine
of a thousand spotlights ♪

734
00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:55,889
♪ All the stars
we steal from the night sky ♪

735
00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:59,893
♪ Will never be enough ♪

736
00:30:59,976 --> 00:31:03,521
♪ Never be enough ♪

737
00:31:03,563 --> 00:31:07,203
♪ Towers of gold are still too little ♪

738
00:31:07,228 --> 00:31:10,898
♪ These hands could hold
the world but it'll ♪

739
00:31:10,923 --> 00:31:12,466
♪ Never be ♪

740
00:31:12,491 --> 00:31:14,531
♪ Enough ♪

741
00:31:14,556 --> 00:31:19,436
♪ Never be enough ♪

742
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,422
♪ For me ♪

743
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,783
♪ Never, never ♪

744
00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:28,286
♪ Never, never ♪

745
00:31:28,311 --> 00:31:29,562
Yas, bitch.

746
00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,839
- Shh.
- Excuse you?

747
00:31:31,864 --> 00:31:34,117
That's my tiny friend up there.

748
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:37,729
♪ Never enough ♪

749
00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,934
♪ Never enough ♪

750
00:31:40,975 --> 00:31:42,769
♪ Never ♪

751
00:31:42,852 --> 00:31:44,562
♪ Enough ♪

752
00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:48,775
♪ For me, for me ♪

753
00:31:48,858 --> 00:31:52,904
♪ For me ♪

754
00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:54,948
- Yes!
- ♪ All the shine ♪

755
00:31:55,031 --> 00:31:56,700
♪ Of a thousand spotlights ♪

756
00:31:56,783 --> 00:32:00,537
♪ All the stars we steal
from the night sky ♪

757
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,623
♪ Will never be enough ♪

758
00:32:03,707 --> 00:32:07,585
♪ Never be enough ♪

759
00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:11,172
♪ Towers of gold are still too little ♪

760
00:32:11,256 --> 00:32:12,966
♪ These hands could hold ♪

761
00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,009
♪ The world but it'll ♪

762
00:32:15,093 --> 00:32:19,973
♪ Never be enough, never be ♪

763
00:32:20,056 --> 00:32:24,144
♪ Enough ♪

764
00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:27,605
♪ For me ♪

765
00:32:27,647 --> 00:32:29,774
♪ Never, never ♪

766
00:32:31,401 --> 00:32:34,112
♪ Never, never ♪

767
00:32:34,946 --> 00:32:38,116
♪ Never, for me ♪

768
00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:42,036
♪ For me, oh, never enough ♪

769
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,663
♪ Never, never ♪

770
00:32:43,747 --> 00:32:45,665
♪ Never enough ♪

771
00:32:45,749 --> 00:32:47,584
♪ Never, never ♪

772
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,712
♪ Never enough ♪

773
00:32:50,795 --> 00:32:54,674
♪ For me, for me ♪

774
00:32:54,716 --> 00:32:58,803
♪ For me... ♪

775
00:33:02,541 --> 00:33:05,836
♪ For me. ♪

776
00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:13,627
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